girlwithacoin:

im fucking tired of having big boobs

everytime i wake up they’re always hanging out

or just one. it’s always just the one being like oh hey whats up world

i can’t wear shirts that are a small or medium and end up in the 1Xs because nothing will go over them

i have to sacrifice so many cute shirts 

guys are pigs and always want “big tits” 

they’re already halfway to my belly button, god help me when im 40

“oh your so lucky i wish i had big boobs like you!”

take them.

I know your plight.

I know it.

I get the ‘oh lucky you’ speech all the time.

NO. NO. I AM NOT LUCKY.

it is NOT fun to run or work out.

They hurt and flop around.

Not all sports bras will work.

It is true when you wake up that they have to crawl out and show that one cyclops eye to the wind. 

If you slouch like me when working in class, you have to constantly make sure the melons aren’t trying to also see your paper.

Stop tits. Stop. You cannot give me the answer. Stop tits. No. You are making everyone stare. Go back in the shirt. You are making cleavage.

People will forever try to make a game of throwing things into your shirt to watch you retrieve them for a slip/ because your hooters are trying to make so much cleavage to see your friends too. 

You ugly ugly cyclops tits.